LAST WEEK

Here we are again. Monday, and time to drag my ass back to the office. I drank two Gin ‘n Tonics on Saturday, after fasting for 5 whole days. Yeah, you heard me right. I only managed 5 days, but let me tell you something, I’m proud as fuck. I also thought it would be a great idea to get some sun and go swimming on Saturday, and while at it, I ordered two Gin ‘n Tonics. Jesus, I got blind drunk in like 0.2 seconds. My head felt like exploding, just like a bomb somewhere in Bagdad. Well, as the old fuck down the street once said, you live and learn. The next thing on the agenda was ordering a bunch of food and a double espresso, which made me feel somewhat okay. Alright, I might’ve not felt okay, but at least I felt decent enough to continue drinking.

Robert, what about your fasting experience? How was it? Well, Thursday, i.e. the forth day, was definitely the worst. My brain was on vacation and I was simply pissed off at everything and everyone. I could barely answer any questions, since my brain didn’t even manage to find the correct words. On Friday, I felt a whole lot better. However, this didn’t last long as the Swedish U-21 National Team missed a penalty in the 80th minute, which in turn made me even more pissed. On top of this, I also fucked up when it comes to gambling. I was bitter like an old hag, so no wonder I got drunk as hell on Saturday. Was Sunday any better? Hell no.

800£ in LEOVEGAS ACCOUNT

I had 800 quid on my account at LeoVegas, and had just been reading something about a James Bond Roulette strategy. I really don’t feel like explaining exactly how it works right now, I’ll do that in later post. However, just the thought of doing that pisses me off.

For this strategy, you’ll need at least 200£. The strategy works by placing a bet that always implies a win, except for when the ball stops between 1-12. If a number between 1-12 shows up, you’ll need to go with the Martingale Strategy, meaning that you should double the wagered amount. I decided to try this, and what do you think happened? The first number that showed up was a 4. Boom! -200£. Anyways, I still had 600£ on my account. Fuck it, why not try again? I wagered 200£, and here is the cool part. The ball stopped at 7, and I didn’t win jackshit.

No, I’m not pissed at all…

I’ll update you on the bankroll later. I hope you guys had a better week than I had…