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I figured this was the most sensible and decent entrance article I could choose to write. I thought, “hey I gotta introduce myself properly”, so why not do it writing about two of EVERYONE’S (don’t lie) favorite things - BOOBS AND GAMBLING!? With that said, I’m Sam, and I’ll be your new editor for the English side of casinoblogg - nice to meet y’all.

Personally, I’ve never seen the appeal of live dealer casinos on the internet. I mean, if I want to gamble and interact with an actual human being I’ll just walk down to the casino. I’m fortunate (or not) enough to have a whole host of casinos around my locality, all within a 20-minute walk. That said… half naked women?

My experience of live dealers prior to my adventure on pornhubcasino.com was that of amusing YouTube collaborations - you know the ones where players have total troll names that they attempt to get the game host to read out aloud - and talking with my partners younger sister, who actually works as a “game presenter” AKA live dealer. Of the clothed variety.

I don’t think porn is really seen as a dark seedy taboo so much these days anyway. It’s EVERYWHERE and for better or worse a lot more normalized, and the consumers aren’t just male anymore. One trip to Instagram validates the fact that the majority of us millennials turn into flesh frenzied Piranhas at the sight of a bit of skin. I guess Pornhub just took the next logical step and combined two of our favorite past-times (admittedly the casino is geared towards the male player base).

DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE WE GO

Pornhub’s website is actually pretty tame (unless you go play the “slots” - I got the correct vowel there, right?) and easy to navigate around. Setting up an account is quick and easy, and when you’ve decided what game you want to play you’ll be presented with a choice of croupiers to pick from before entering the game room stream. For the duration of my visit, Angelique was my lovely hostess (pictured above). Needless to say, she was beautiful (I mean I got to choose the dealer so… obviously), fun, and energetic… and made it hurt a little less as my chips trickled away. Also, as an added bonus the layout of the room has been done in such a way it allows you to get a glimpse of the other dealers at work, which is nice! …and for those wondering… yes, if you get a decently sized win, you will get a little flash to keep you playing.

If you appreciate a beautiful woman shattering your dreams, I mean… taking your money, no wait… let me try that one more time. If you like to gamble, and you appreciate a good looking woman then what have you got to lose?! I wholeheartedly recommend checking out Pornhub Casino, as I said, I’d never really seen the attraction of online live dealers in the past but that might have changed now…. Ahhh, the power of a beautiful woman, ey! I eagerly await the land-based alternative - for professional reasons, of course.

PORNHUB BONUS CODE:

Let’s get you started off properly with a couple of bonus codes (reload double deposit bonus):

MONDAY (this code is ONLY valid on Mondays).

FRIDAY (this code is ONLY valid on Fridays).

Terms:  the deposit + bonus must be risked 15times (x15)!

Best of luck! …oh and gentlemen, try to resist the urge for a sneaky shuffle between hands.

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